Friday, August 22, 2008

An Irritated Letter

Dear Fly,

I hope you know you ruined my nap because you kept on landing on my back and it tickled. It was very rude of you. My baby was and is still slumbering sweetly, and I'm slightly exhausted, so I would have liked to sleep. Keep in mind that you're lucky. Because said baby is sleeping, I'm not going to risk waking him up by swatting at you. However, rest assured, the second he's awake, I'm going to hunt.you.down.

Sincerely,

Anne H. Lee

9 comments:

Heather said...

You need Bradfo the fly whisperer to come and do his Mr. Miyagi thing and take care of it.

Grandma Turtle said...

Did you send that fly to bug heaven?

Anonymous said...

I HATE BUGS. I'm sorry your nap was ruined.

Tristan said...

Eew! Pesky, dirty flies! I hope ya got him!

Papa Nacho said...

I'm surprised you would have fly around. Your garbage wasn't even by the door any more! You don't your beauty sleep anyway. You are already BEAUTIFUL.

Aubrey said...

so, really though, what was worse...the fly or the bee?

Ashley Clark said...

I love Papa Nacho, and his comments.

Maybe Brad and Doug should have a fly-killing showdown. Doug catches them in his hands, shakes them (which I'm sure induces brain damage), and then throws them away.

Nortorious said...

This is hilarious. My fav. post.

Brandi Lyn said...

Boo on flys. They're the most obnoxious bugs on the planet i swear.