Day Two: Vegas, Baby!

What.A.Busy.Day.

We woke up and drove to Vegas. On our drive, we played "I'm going on a Picnic". Trust me, you want to come on our picnic! We got to Vegas around 11:30, and went straight to In-N-Out. They make the fries better in Pleasanton and San Ramon, but it was still good! After that, we went to H & M, where I purchased Hazen the cutest little clothes ever, and then on to some outlets. We had Hazen measured for shoes. Just so you know, I've been shoving his poor little feet into size 3 shoes. Real size? 51/2 W. I am the meanest mom ever.

As we drove to our hotel, the Monte Carlo, we were greeted by Napoleon Dynamite. It was flippin' sweet. We checked in, watched Ellen and HOW MUCH WEIGHT STEPHENIE MEYER HAS PUT ON, and then went on our tour of the strip. Did you know how long it was? Did you know that the porn card hander-outers "coochy-coochy-cooed" my baby? Did you know that 7 M&Ms from M&M world costs $1.32?
That night, we made our way back to the MGM Grand for their dinner buffet and met Michelle (Bohlin) Nielson and Taylor there! Michelle is pregnant, and looks fab. I have no excuse, but I have a little trick up my sleeve, and should be looking less um, er, robust in the coming months. Until then, please don't think snotty thoughts in the back of your mind about my fatness. I know- and I worry enough about what you think, anyway. I digress......
After dinner, we hoofed it back to the Bellagio for the water show. Hazen finally fell asleep on the walk there. I have the best little boy in the entire planet. He is so much fun to go on vacations with, and our trip made me love him even more. Minus a few moments here and there in the car. We went back to our hotel, where the Lees and Robisons slept mere inches from one another. It was beautiful.