I should just jump off a bridge

So, I just got off the phone with Heather, who had a very entertaining, albeit slightly depressing conversation that she had with Abbie to convey:

H: Hey Abbie, did you know that Anne's in the hospital right now? (I got sent over there for a Non-Stress test, urine, and blood test because sucka, Toxemia, here I come)
A: Oh, is she having her baby?
H: No, it's still a little bit too early
A: (Giggles) Oh, I know! She's there because her face is blowing up and freaking out and stuff. But it's ok, because her face has bones in it, so it can't explode like a balloon.

Awesome. Out of the mouths of babes, eh?

(And this isn't an exaggeration of a 5 year old. Upon seeing me on Sunday, my dad said, "Hi....you look............puffy")

Luckily for me, Jason is still willing (even after seeing a whole lotta pregnancy ugliness) to tell me on a multiple daily basis that I am, hands down, the most gorgeous woman he's ever seen. Heidi Klum, move over!