I should just jump off a bridge

So, I just got off the phone with Heather, who had a very entertaining, albeit slightly depressing conversation that she had with Abbie to convey:

H: Hey Abbie, did you know that Anne's in the hospital right now? (I got sent over there for a Non-Stress test, urine, and blood test because sucka, Toxemia, here I come)
A: Oh, is she having her baby?
H: No, it's still a little bit too early
A: (Giggles) Oh, I know! She's there because her face is blowing up and freaking out and stuff. But it's ok, because her face has bones in it, so it can't explode like a balloon.

Awesome. Out of the mouths of babes, eh?

(And this isn't an exaggeration of a 5 year old. Upon seeing me on Sunday, my dad said, "Hi....you look............puffy")

Luckily for me, Jason is still willing (even after seeing a whole lotta pregnancy ugliness) to tell me on a multiple daily basis that I am, hands down, the most gorgeous woman he's ever seen. Heidi Klum, move over!

Miraculous

I am just so amused by my disgusted face that I HAD to post this. This was the day before Heather had Max

I'm not married anymore....

Or at least I won't be until the summer is over, because honey, there ain't no WAY my ring is going on my finger. If you can't tell, my ring isn't even over my knuckle, and my finger is purple. PS, that was like, a month ago. It's worse now. Booooo. I want to be married again.

I concede

So, I promised I'd have spectacular tales to regale you with once I got back from California, and thus far, that's been a big fat lie. Really, nothing TERRIBLY exciting happened, minus having two amazing baby showers, a pedicure, getting my hair done, and lip waxed for the very first time. (Did I mention that the powers of pregnancy that be had BETTER make me not hairy once this boy pops out???) I also missed Jason a whole not. In fact, it was a little bit pathetic. At least we know I loves me my hubby!! Here are some pictures:

The final threat

Meet my sister Heather. I tried to find the grossest picture I could find of her, but unfortunately I only have a) really cute pictures or her and b) three pictures of her TOTAL in the past 15 months in my computer. I swear, we like each other. I just like her kids more.

Heather thinks she is omnipotent when it comes to the powers that be of blogging. In fact, ladies and gents, she just issued the final threat. She told me that if I didn't update, and update soon, she would be deleting me from her links. So, Heath, this one's for you. If any of you want a good laugh, go to my sister's blogs to see what they're up to. Heather is busy trying to extract her third (and final) child from her body, and Heidi is busy trying to extract her 3 kids from the clothes dryer, dishwasher, toilet, car, and other places children probably shouldn't be, but hers manage to find a way. Luckily for me, I've got me some hot babes for sisters with personality and charisma to boot. May they be forgiving of me while I suck at blogging. :o)

Going to California....

So I actually have an excuse not to blog..... I promise I'll come home with spectacular tales to regale you with!